They Love to Fly,
and it Shows
Outgoing Otto

I'm proud of Delta Airlines. They gave me a personal response to my rather idiotic question within two days.

If all the companies on the Internet had their crap together like Delta, I would be able to make fun of a lot more of them in far less time.



Subj: Assistance (Question) -- John Hargrave
Date: 96-10-14 14:56:04 EDT
From: bakedham@aol.com
To: consumer-affairs@delta-air.com
CC: bakedham@aol.com

Recently I took a Delta flight from Boston to Atlanta. The experience was top-notch in all ways but one.

I noticed that before takeoff the crew played tranquil nature scenes on the video monitors, accompanied by light classical music. As I watched these videos, I began to feel drowsy. And I could barely stay awake for the rest of the flight! I had a whole briefcase full of financial reports to analyze, and I spent the whole flight in a light doze!

Why not fill the Delta video screens with action and vigor before takeoff? My idea is to show footage of World War II dogfights. Such films would remind our nation of its glorious heritage. They would help keep customers' minds on the glory of flying, and they would emphasize your excellent safety record (no Delta flights have ever been gunned down by Sopwith Camels, to my knowledge!). Most importantly, war footage would keep everyone awake and alert for the duration of the flight.

Please let me know what you think of my idea. My brother has a lot of old war films on videocassette, and I'd be happy to loan them to you.

John Myers Hargrave



Subj: Re: Assistance (Question) -- John Hargrave
Date: 96-10-16 08:30:32 EDT
From: mailport.delta-air.com
To: bakedham@aol.com (Receipt Notification Requested)

October 16, 1996

Mr. John Hargrave
Bakedham@Aol.Com

Dear Mr. Hargrave:

Thank you for your letter to SkyLinks.

Due to the nature of air travel, we must be careful in selecting in-flight entertain to ensure overall appeal to the majority of our passengers. While we appreciate your suggestion, we currently have no plans to initiate a change. Nevertheless, your comments will be maintained in our files.

It was very thoughtful of you to take the time and write us. We will always do our best to merit your confidence and support.

Sincerely,

C. A. Angel
Manager
Consumer Affairs

fo'ward

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