Heartless Outgoing Otto

I don't think I'm going to Hell for this one. But I'll probably spend some extra time in Purgatory.



Subj: Heart Transplant
Date: 95-10-18 13:38:23 EDT
From: Baked Ham
To: dee@asheville.com
CC: Baked Ham

I felt so sorry for little Samantha when I read about her on the World Wide Web. I have very little money, but I am willing to donate one of my hearts to her. I read in Reader's Digest how my body will be able to survive with the other heart.

Please contact me, as I am eager to help out.

John Myers Hargrave



Subj: RE: Heart Transplant
Date: 95-10-18 19:53:45 EDT
From: dee@los-angeles.com
To: BakedHam@aol.com

Thank you very much she just received and is recovering. We would accept a prayer if you can share one.

Thanks Dee

fo'ward

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