This company was selling a peanut roasting device on the Internet called "The Amazing Hot Nut Machine." Kind of makes you look at Mr. Peanut in a whole different light, doesn't it?

Subj: The Amazing Hot Nut Machine
Date: 95-12-14 13:51:20 EST
From: Baked Ham
To: kranna@the-wire.com
CC: Baked Ham

I think I need to warn you that I saw something in Amsterdam called "The Amazing Hot Nut Machine." And it didn't dispense filberts, if you get my drift.

Keep it up,
John Hargrave

Subj: Re: The Amazing Hot Nut Machine
Date: 95-12-17 14:34:41 EST
From: kranna@the-wire.com (kranna Distributors Ltd.)
To: BakedHam@aol.com

Dear John:

Thanks for the e-mail, but I do not understand your drift. Please explain.

Regards,
Ed Kozlowski
Kranna Distributors Ltd.
RR#1
Palgrave, Ontario, Canada
L0N 1P0

Subj: Re: The Amazing Hot Nut Machine
Date: 95-12-18 10:06:46 EST
From: Baked Ham
To: kranna@the-wire.com
CC: Baked Ham

Mr. Kozlowski:

It was a testicle warmer.

Best Regards,
John Myers Hargrave