If you were carrying a few extra pounds, you might try a product called "Weight-Away." If your hair was going gray, you might squirt in some "Gray-Away." But if you were impotent, would you ever try something called "Impotence-Away"? I mean, it doesn't even rhyme!

Unfortunately, this site is no longer available, but it was great. The tag line was, "Eat your way out of impotence." Wow! How is that he could have gone out of business with a slogan like that? Be sure to try his other fabulous products: "Cancer-Away: Booze your way out of cancer." And "AIDS-Away: Smoke your way out of AIDS."

Subj: FYI
Date: 97-04-22 05:05:32 EDT
From: mcclusky@impotence-away.com (mwisor)
Reply-to: mcclusky@impotence-away.com
To: mcclusky@impotence-away.com

Do you know anyone who may have a problem with prostate, kidneys, impotence or urinary problems?

If so, please visit our website for an "all natural" way to regenerate and revitalize your lower extremities and give you an all over feeling of health. www.impotence-away.com

***If you order within 5 days of this email shipping and handling charges will be waived.

If this email reached you in error, please accept our apologies and delete as it was not our intentions to offend anyone.

Subj: Re: FYI
Date: 97-04-23 11:07:57 EDT
From: Baked Ham
To: mcclusky@impotence-away.com
CC: Baked Ham

To Whom It May Concern:

My sex organs are loose and weak, and I'm thinking of trying your product. I was wondering, however, if it would be possible to get it without the Vitamin F. I'm extremely allergic to Vitamin F -- I swell up like a balloon, get hives, and itch profusely. I am allergic to cheese and oatmeal also.

Please let me know,
John

Subj: Re: FYI
Date: 97-04-23 18:21:53 EDT
From: mcclusky@impotence-away.com (mwisor)
To: BakedHam@aol.com

Thank you for your interest. Our product contains saw palmetto, soy beans, raw peanuts, pepitas, raw pecans and pumpkin seeds. After fooling with this for a couple of years I found a recipe that worked for myself and practically everyone that has ever tried it. The ingredients are health food for impotency, prostate problems, bladder, kidneys and urinary problems and all of your lower extremities. This isn't a quick fix, but a way to revitalize and regenerate all of these organs and give you an all over feeling of health.

The Vitamin F is in its natural state and the amount is small. We do not want you to have an alergic reaction so if you would like to email me your address I would be happy to send you a sample that you may try before you place an order.

Thank you again for your interest. Hope to hear from you.

Jim

So in the end, he gave me a nice offer.