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Subj: Question
Date: 95-08-21 09:39:03 EDT
From: Baked Ham
To: info@ldroses.com
CC: Baked Ham

I have a rather unusual question. Would it be possible to send someone a bouquet of poison ivy? It's an inside joke with an old fraternity brother of mine. Rest assured that I would hold 1-800-LDROSES in no way responsible for any lawsuits that might occur. And price is no object.

I would appreciate a quick response, as he only has a few weeks to live.

Sincerely,
John Myers Hargrave

Subj: Poison Ivy
Date: 95-08-21 15:30:50 EDT
From: michaela@pandora.ldroses.com

Dear John,

I must say that your question was a rather interesting one. Unfortunatly, I must give you no as the answer. We do not have a supplier of poison ivy and it does not really grow here in Colorado. I would be happy to give you a few names of florists in the city if you would like. I am sorry I was not able to help, please let me know if there is anything else I can do for you, unusual or not. Have a very nice day!

Thank you,

Michaela
Long Distance Roses & Flower Stop

Subj: Question
Date: 95-08-21 09:38:58 EDT
From: Baked Ham
To: customer-service@800-usa-gift.com
CC: Baked Ham

I have a rather unusual question. Would it be possible to send someone a bouquet of poison ivy? It's an inside joke with an old fraternity brother of mine. Rest assured that I would hold 1-800-USA-GIFT in no way responsible for any lawsuits that might occur. And price is no object.

I would appreciate a quick response, as he only has a few weeks to live.

Sincerely,
John Myers Hargrave

Subj: Re: Question
Date: 95-08-23 22:27:10 EDT
From: alex@800-usa-gift

Thank-you for your request, however we are unable to get Poisson ivy plants.

Alex Szleger
Sales manager-1-800-USA-GIFT