When you've got a name like the Petroleum Business Directory, you have to expect questions like these. But I don't know if I should laugh at this response or kick his ass.

Subj: Petroleum question
Date: 95-08-23 09:19:53 EDT
From: Baked Ham
To: mcox@ipbd.com
CC: Baked Ham

I was looking through your index of petroleum companies. Could you recommend someone for this problem?

My wife and I use petroleum jelly for our sexual relations, but are constantly frustrated because it is NOT easy to wash off. Usually we have to toss all the sheets and blankets in the washer after each session.

Could you point me toward a company that would have a better petroleum jelly solution?

Thanks in advance,
John Myers Hargrave

P.S. Also, do you know of any good massage oils?

Subj: Re: Petroleum question
Date: 95-08-23 13:19:07 EDT
From: mcox@aloha.net

The last time your wife and I tried it, KY was satisfactory. <;-) Have you tried bacon grease for a massage? Nothing like the smell of bacon for that special touch when you're yelling "Squeal Like a Pig, Honey!"

(Sorry, I was trying to think of a snappier response but, it's too early in the morning)

In any event, sounds like you've got a slippery problem there - good luck!

Michael A. Cox, Owner
Petroleum Business Directory
92-1130 Kupanaha Pl.
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA 96707
Phone/Fax (808) 672-5716
http://www.ipbd.com/ipbd/
E-mail: mcox@ipbd.com