There's just not enough crack humor in the world.

Subj: Smokes-A-Lot
Date: 97-02-07 12:09:21 EST
From: sue@liame.com
To: Baked Ham

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Subj: Re: Smokes-A-Lot
Date: 97-02-03 11:15:28 EST
From: Baked Ham
To: sue@liame.com
CC: Baked Ham
Sent on: AOL 3.0 16-bit for Windows sub 38

Sue:

I was just curious ... can you smoke crack from the Smokes-A-Lot? My friends and I are eager to try this exciting new drug, and I've found it very difficult to obtain a crack pipe in this city (Evanston, Illinois).

If you think the Smokes-A-Lot would heat our nuggets of crack gently enough to release the cocaine vapors without burning the drug, I'll take twenty!

Hurry!
John Myers Hargrave

Subj: Re: Re: Smokes-A-Lot
Date: 97-02-10 14:24:11 EST
From: Baked Ham
To: sue@liame.com
CC: Baked Ham
Sent on: AOL 3.0 16-bit for Windows sub 38

Sue:

Just wondering if you had a chance to respond to my note from last week. My friends and I have managed to obtain some crack which, according to our dealer, is very high quality.

Another question: we've noticed a greenish tint around some of the crack pebbles. Do you know if this is normal?

Awaiting your prompt reply,
John Myers Hargrave

The Smokes-A-Lot folks never responded. Where are Cheech and Chong when you need them?