I wrote one of those companies that sells teddy bears via the Internet and asked them this heartless question.

Subj: Question
Date: 95-12-14 13:51:10 EST
From: Baked Ham
To: bearst@ibm.net
CC: Baked Ham

I have a rather unusual request. Do you guys manufacture any sort of "voodoo bear"? I'm looking for a teddy bear with the traditional voodoo points clearly marked.

I would appreciate a prompt reply, as it's a Christmas gift to an ex-girlfriend. If you get my drift.

Thanks a mil,
John Hargrave

Subj: Re: Question
Date: 95-12-14 19:59:53 EST
From: bearst@ibm.net

Hi John,

I got your drift alright, but sorry, Gund doesn't make voodoo dolls. Wish I could think of a place that would sell them, but it escapes me. Have you thought about making your own?

Amanda
Bear St.