Printer Prank #1: Lifting Safely
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Specimen: Filled with clip art and spelling errors, this document is designed to resemble the standard "legs, not back" workplace safety posters. This one, however, has the courage to point out that it is impossible for you to hurt your back when somebody else is doing the dirty work.

Expected lifespan next to printer: about one day per copy.