Printer Prank #2: Evidence that the Earth is Flat
(click to get full-sized version, then print)

Specimen: Although it adheres to a standard design, this one sports an eye-catching banner and easy-to-read bullet points designed to lure in readers. This document may be too powerful for its own good, like those diseases that kill their hosts before they have a chance to spread the contagion.

Expected lifespan next to printer: Less than one hour. People won't recycle this page -- they'll steal it.