Printer Prank #5: DO NOT DISCARD THIS SHEET
(click to get full-sized version, then print)

Specimen: This document is a naked grab at longevity. Rather than try to amuse or mystify its way out of the recycle bin, DNDTS just yells as loud as it can. Mysterious numbers have been added in a last-minute attempt to give the sheet some credibility.

Expected lifespan next to printer: Several hours per copy. Most people can't be bullied into obeying an orphaned piece of paper -- unless, of course, it has clip art.