Printer Prank #6: Take a Good Look Around
(click to get full-sized version, then print)

Specimen: A large, attention-grabbing finger balances a quasi-deranged rant about social conventions, aesthetics, and the increasing mechanization of relationships in our post-modern society. Plus it has spelling errors, always popular with the kids.

Expected lifespan next to printer: Several weeks, unless someone steals it to hang in their cubicle.