by John Hargrave,
Jay Stevens,
and Rob Jordan

with full-colour artwork
by the incorrigible Al Natanagara

Man, we went way overbudget on this one.

Following in the tradition of our annual pumpkin pranks, this time we decided to drop the lovable gourds from an eight-story parking deck. Enjoy.

• Introduction, in which you meet the ZUG crew for the first time on video.
• Extra-heavy mayonnaise, in which we are amazed by the noise.
• Nacho cheese, in which Rob and John play "Name That Processed Food Product."
• Pickled sausages, in which Sparky McGovern makes a cameo appearance.
• Rice and tomatoes, in which Jay eats a hunk on a five-dollar bet.
• Smashing Pumpkins CDs, our grand finale.