This picture shows Clive at about one month. By this time, the mold had blackened, and various woodland creatures had eaten the pumpkin puke.

And then tragedy struck. Clive was murdered.

One night while Boston slept peacefully, roving gangs of squirrels got drunk and trashed the neighborhood. Three were arrested for indecent exposure, two others for smoking nuts.

Yes, my friends: Clive was the victim of urban violence.

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