The All-American Pumpkin Prank

Kansas to Maine
by John Hargrave

Kansas
State representative and ZUG superfan David Renteria pasted his own photo on this piece. See, that's the great thing for volunteering for this job: you can set yourself up as dictator of the state. ALL HAIL, CITIZENS OF KANSAS! DAVID RENTERIA IS NOW YOUR KING, AND HIS LIKENESS SHALL APPEAR ON ALL VEGETABLES!
Kentucky
State representative Amy Kolasa sent back this lovely piece, engraved with floral calligraphy and infused with Kentucky bourbon. I thought it was nice that Amy played against the Kentucky stereotype.
Louisiana
State representative Royce Malloy wrote "Louisiana ... OF DOOM!! HA HA HA HA"

I've been sitting here for ten minutes trying to come up with a line to top "Louisiana ... OF DOOM!" I can't do it.

Maine
State representative and ZUG superfan Meg Goodwin sent in her piece adorned with a colorful moose.


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