The All-American Pumpkin Prank

Montana to New Jersey
by John Hargrave

Montana
When we were short on volunteers from Idaho and Colorado, college students Chad and Ellen volunteered to pick up the slack by taking a massive road trip through those states, in addition to representing Montana. Though we did not require their assistance, the very fact they offered means that they do, indeed, rock.
Nebraska
State representative Jeff Meyer sent in his piece with a drawing of an ear of corn.
New Hampshire
State representative Jared Phaneuf inscribed his piece with the New Hampshire state motto: "LIVE FREE OR GO TO HELL, YA VARMINT."
New Jersey
State representative Tommy DeStefano (that name even sounds Jersey) wrote "This piece has been whacked by The Sopranos." Judging from the state of the piece when we received it, it had.


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