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The All-American Pumpkin Prank

Virginia to Wyoming
by John Hargrave

Virginia
State representative Michelle Saint wrote "99% sniper free!" on her piece. Readers of the future will invariably wonder what this means, but right now, it's pretty funny.
Washington
State representative Steve Galic sent the needles of an evergreen to represent our friends from the northwest.
West Virginia
State representative Jenny Elaine Hazlett picked up the slack for the losers in West Virginia, the only state that did not volunteer to be part of The All-American Pumpkin Prank. Jenny had to cross the state line into West Virginia, trying not to hit the dozens of child molesters and homeless coal miners that litter the streets of this sorry excuse for a state. Thank you, Jenny, for braving your life.
Wisconsin
State representative Nathan Naze either made his piece out to be a piece of cheese, or a weeping leprous sore.
Wyoming
State representative Charlynn Smith created this fascinating collage of treasured Wyoming images, like the head of Boris Yeltsin floating above a giant rock.


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