Transcript of a private America Online chat session.
All names have been changed to protect the guilty.
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ExamGuy:
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So, how is this evening treating you, Ms. Gal422?
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PurpleGal422:
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pretty good...and you?
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ExamGuy:
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I am well... thank you for asking
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PurpleGal422:
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you're welcome. I see you are from California. is it warm there?
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ExamGuy:
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It's wonderful... and North Dakota??
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PurpleGal422:
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quite cold. about 10 degrees right now. at least it's above zero. a few weeks ago wee had windchills of 80 below 0
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ExamGuy:
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So I imagine the lack of heat has some interesting effects on a person
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ExamGuy:
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What do you do to generate heat to replenish such losses
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PurpleGal422:
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well...that depends on who I'm with...
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ExamGuy:
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well... let us devise an interesting scenario... If I were to be present and you were also unimaginably attracted to me... what might these methods include??
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PurpleGal422:
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sex...sex....more sex...
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ExamGuy:
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any unusual variations?
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PurpleGal422:
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I like variety and you?
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ExamGuy:
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Variety is nice... but I have a few activities that I embrace readily
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PurpleGal422:
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and those would be?
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PurpleGal422:
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thinking about what?
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ExamGuy:
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have you ever experimented with the practice of temporarily restricting the flow of oxygen to the brain seconds before and during a climax???
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PurpleGal422:
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no I haven't describe it to me.
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ExamGuy:
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well, it's a euphoric sense of light headedness with convulsive muscle contractions that augment and conflict with the sensations of an ordinary orgasm... with the feeling of life leaving one's mind and wild sub-conscious images flooding your visual sense... the warm feeling of my hands around your throat will calm and alarm you
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PurpleGal422:
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sounds different...I'm more into oral sex.
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ExamGuy:
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is that like phone sex?
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PurpleGal422:
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a little more personal...
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ExamGuy:
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so are you boasting your ability to do so?
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PurpleGal422:
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I never boast.....
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ExamGuy:
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what do you indulge in its absence?
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PurpleGal422:
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cybersex...
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ExamGuy:
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interesting.... explain your approach to wrapping your lips around my pulsing wiener..
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PurpleGal422:
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well...first I would kiss the very tip....
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PurpleGal422:
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then I would start to lick ..getting you nice and wet...
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PurpleGal422:
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then I would put you deep into my mouth and suck until you exploded...
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ExamGuy:
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would you consume the spunk?
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PurpleGal422:
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of course. now what would you do to me?
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ExamGuy:
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I would begin by forcefully laying you down upon your back on your bed... spreading you legs apart at your knees, gradually sliding my hands along your silky inner thighs... toward your hungry okra
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PurpleGal422:
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yes...tell me more
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ExamGuy:
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then I would bite your thighs alternately as I worked my mouth inward...
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ExamGuy:
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I'd begin to tease you by sweeping my nose and soft lips furtively over your georgia o'keefe
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PurpleGal422:
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sounds great!
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ExamGuy:
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next, with my fingertips, I'd skillfully part your outer lips and then...
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ExamGuy:
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breath a warm moist breath over that beautiful sweet kitten of yours
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ExamGuy:
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next, I'd moisturize the skin on your ass with a wonderful eucalyptus oil... teasing your anus with my fist...
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ExamGuy:
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the oil would soon provide not only a supple feel, but also an overwhelming burning sensation
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ExamGuy:
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this sensation would have you confused and disoriented to the entry of a smooth carrot into your bunghole
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PurpleGal422:
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okay....what's next?
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ExamGuy:
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by this time, I would be skillfully eating your peachfish like it's never been eaten before... teething your inner lips and playing on your joy buzzer with my experienced tongue
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PurpleGal422:
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you are making me so hot...
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ExamGuy:
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each time I sensed your orgasm, I would divert my attention and pinch your nipples excitedly, flattening them like griddle cakes
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ExamGuy:
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after teasing you like this, I'd move up and straddle your chest, and say to you "Push your gorgeous tits together you schoolyard whore, so I can fuck them!"
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PurpleGal422:
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I am so wet....
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PurpleGal422:
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tell me more...
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ExamGuy:
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Then I'd turn you over onto your stomach, apply some more oil to your bunghole and proceed to insert a jumbo Slim Jim, all the time saying "take this pepperoni, you bitch!"
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ExamGuy:
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I love putting things in your butthole
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PurpleGal422:
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tell me more... I am so hot...
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ExamGuy:
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next, I would reach over into the pocket of my jeans, pull out my wallet, (one of those cool 80's nylon Velcro models) and I'd spank you with it several times and then I'd work it into your ass
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ExamGuy:
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*turning you over*
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ExamGuy:
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*stroking myself*
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PurpleGal422:
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I want you inside me...
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ExamGuy:
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just about that time, I'd reach over to the night stand, grab a fried chicken leg and begin to eat it in front of you, not giving you any
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ExamGuy:
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then I'd eat most of the chicken leg, and with my mouth full, toss the bone across the room and lean in and give you a very sensuous kiss
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ExamGuy:
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are you ready for me... do you want me inside you now??
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ExamGuy:
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*rubbing expensive lotions on my fielder's bat*
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ExamGuy:
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spread your legs and open for me... DO IT NOW!
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PurpleGal422:
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it's ready!
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ExamGuy:
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I'd take my resilient rod in my hand... and spank you with it
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PurpleGal422:
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it feels so good....
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ExamGuy:
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then with the force of your favorite international action heroes...
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ExamGuy:
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and the sweat of Clubber Lang...
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ExamGuy:
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(Played by Mr T in Rocky III)
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ExamGuy:
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uhh.... and the mystical powers of Disney's Aladdin...
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ExamGuy:
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With one beautiful stroke, I'd ram my purple johnson deep into your tight wet aching love crate!!!!!
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ExamGuy:
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I'd begin with long slow steady strokes, increasing my rhythm and speed until I'm doing you like a man that's spent his entire life in prison...
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ExamGuy:
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Will you put something in my ass?
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PurpleGal422:
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keep stroking....cum for me... oh yes. whatever you want
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ExamGuy:
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*reaching into the bucket of chicken for a wing*
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ExamGuy:
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Here, put this into my ass... it's greasy enough... you'll not need a lubricant
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ExamGuy:
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I can't cum until you insert a few more items into my colon
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PurpleGal422:
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okay....does it feel good?
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PurpleGal422:
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how about the carrot....
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ExamGuy:
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ooh... this *is* extra crispy like the bucket says!!!
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ExamGuy:
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I love that colonel guy!!!
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ExamGuy:
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wait a minute... is that a brick of mozzarella cheese on your night stand???
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PurpleGal422:
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are you close yet? I know I am...
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ExamGuy:
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let's put the cheese in your ass
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ExamGuy:
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I'm gonna explode soon!
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PurpleGal422:
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stroke it faster...
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ExamGuy:
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*stroking it like crazed heroin addict*
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PurpleGal422:
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i'm so wet...
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ExamGuy:
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Say, is that an Native American moccasin lying on your carpet??
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ExamGuy:
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*Reaching for the moccasin, and smearing it with chicken grease*
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PurpleGal422:
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you're going to stick it in my ass aren't you?
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ExamGuy:
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No, my feet are just cold.
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PurpleGal422:
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I want you to cum inside me....
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ExamGuy:
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*reaching into the nearby galvanized bucket...*
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ExamGuy:
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*pulling out a handful of llama feces (the expensive kind)*
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PurpleGal422:
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llama feces??????
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ExamGuy:
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Would you prefer some other kind of feces??
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ExamGuy:
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There's an all night fecal market at the corner downstairs
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PurpleGal422:
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personally... none at all...
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ExamGuy:
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very well... *throwing it back into the bucket and missing, hitting the other moccasin*
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ExamGuy:
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I'm about to geyser..... *stroking*
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ExamGuy:
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*balls aching, knob swollen, ass tensing, face contorting*
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PurpleGal422:
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make me cum...
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ExamGuy:
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*tongue lolling, spit dripping, back sweating, eyes rolling*
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ExamGuy:
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*ramming you like there's no Christmas*
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PurpleGal422:
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oh yes. I'm about to cum....I am so hot...and so wet...
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ExamGuy:
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I can't hold it any longer...
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ExamGuy:
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ahh ahh OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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ExamGuy:
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FUCKKKKKKK!!!!GOD DAMN!!!! SHIT!!!!
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PurpleGal422:
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make me cum....
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ExamGuy:
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*like a fireman's hose, my cobra spurts uncontrollably, piercing your vagina like the lead from a 357 magnum*
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ExamGuy:
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*falling back onto the bed deliriously spent*
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PurpleGal422:
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it was so good....
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ExamGuy:
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Say, I brought along some good weed... it's in my wallet.
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ExamGuy:
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Have you seen my wallet?
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PurpleGal422:
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try under the bed...
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ExamGuy:
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*looking* nope... not there
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PurpleGal422:
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mmmmmmm, maybe it's still in my ass
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ExamGuy:
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OH!!!! I remember... *pulling my wallet out of your ass*
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ExamGuy:
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*checking contents*
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PurpleGal422:
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anytime....
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ExamGuy:
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I wish you well, Purplely Perplexed One. I appreciate the depth of your imagination almost as much as the depth of your rectum :-)
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PurpleGal422:
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thanks for everything!
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ExamGuy:
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Certainly... speaking of everything, If I've left anything up your ass, could you forward it to me?
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PurpleGal422:
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you bet....
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ExamGuy:
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dream well... farewell
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