Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY)

The Economist writes: "In New York, Hillary Clinton is widely seen as an Arkansas carpetbagger, and is hated for it. In Arkansas, however, she is seen as a New Yorker, and is hated for that just as keenly." New York tourist shops report that two of their top-sellers are Hillary voodoo dolls (which carry the invitation to "stick it to her"), and the Hillary Clinton doormat.

Maybe all the anti-Hillary sentiment is unfair. But as far as a sense of humor, I just can't picture her doing "armpit farts" to make her friends laugh.