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Voting Results
 Thousands of you voted. A few of you voted several thousand times. Our team of skilled comedy pollsters, some of whom can count past twelve, worked around the clock to tally the results. Finally, as Capitol Hill held its breath, we published the results, and it was a landslide: America's Funniest Senator is Olympia Snowe!
With an astounding 23% of the vote, the 57-year-old Republican Senator from Maine overwhelmingly defeated the runners-up, Senator John Kerry (D-MA) and Senator Jon Corzine (D-NJ).
Winning the vote for America's Unfunniest Senator was none other than Hillary Clinton (D-NY). While Senator Clinton may have once been the First Lady, Senator Snowe is now the First Lady of Funny, a much higher honor that will also get her 10% off waffles at participating Perkins restaurants.
The full results:
Next: An Open Letter to the Senators!
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