by John Hargravegraphics by the stately Al Natanagara 


The Setup
America's Funniest Senators
Senator Olympia Snowe (R-ME)
Senator Jon Corzine (D-NJ)
Senator John Kerry (D-MA)
Senator John McCain (R-AZ)
Senator Jon Kyl (R-AZ)
Senator Kent Conrad (D-ND)
Senator Ben Campbell (R-CO)
Senator Tom Daschle (D-SD)
Senator Ben Nelson (D-NE)
Senator Larry Craig (R-ID)
Senator Chuck Hagel (R-NE)
Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT)
Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
Senator Barbara Mikulski (D-MD)
Senator Ernest Hollings (D-SC)
America's Unfunniest Senators
Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY)
Senator Trent Lott (R-MS)
Senator Arlen Specter (R-PA)
Senator Ted Kennedy (D-MA)
Results of the Vote!
Open Letter To The Senators
 
Voting Results

Thousands of you voted. A few of you voted several thousand times. Our team of skilled comedy pollsters, some of whom can count past twelve, worked around the clock to tally the results. Finally, as Capitol Hill held its breath, we published the results, and it was a landslide: America's Funniest Senator is Olympia Snowe!

With an astounding 23% of the vote, the 57-year-old Republican Senator from Maine overwhelmingly defeated the runners-up, Senator John Kerry (D-MA) and Senator Jon Corzine (D-NJ).

Winning the vote for America's Unfunniest Senator was none other than Hillary Clinton (D-NY). While Senator Clinton may have once been the First Lady, Senator Snowe is now the First Lady of Funny, a much higher honor that will also get her 10% off waffles at participating Perkins restaurants.

The full results:





Next: An Open Letter to the Senators!

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