Obviously, I want to call attention to their odors. If they just had B.O., or were flatulent in general, or unhygienic, I wouldn't do anything but wince and bear it. But they're stinking on purpose, so I figure two can play at that game. Of course, two are already playing at that game, but maybe three can, too.
I decide to fill their office with a stench of a different name: air fresheners. I picture them coming in to work one morning, finding a forest of dangling auto fresheners, the ones that look like little pine trees. That'll get my message across.
Of course, there are all sorts of air fresheners for sale, and I think it will be good to have a nice mix of them, possibly several different scents all intermingling with each other. I can sneak into the office trailer late one night, hang, stick, and hide air fresheners all over their office, and give them a nice stinky surprise when they arrive the following morning.
I've already started buying stuff when it's announced that D is being transferred to a different jobsite, and this will be his last week in our trailer. He's being replaced by someone new, so I have to put my plan into action as soon as I can. I decide that Thursday night was the night to strike. I could get D on his last day of work, a nice little send-off for him to remember me by.
I'm all set. Thursday is the night. My plan will hopefully go off without a hitch.
