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My husband got an early Christmas present this year: a 15-disc DVD set of Transformer cartoons. Since then, all his free time has been spent in front of the television. Basically, his Megatron hobby has become a Megadrag on our sex life. So when ZUG offered me a chance to try out the new Stimula sex lube product, I eagerly accepted.  He admitted he was concerned about Stimula's main ingredient being propylene glycol, which he said is a special type of antifreeze. Now I personally believe that transforming battle robots would find that helpful - especially during the cold season in upstate New York - but instead of starting an argument, I decided to test the product without my husband's help. Applying Stimula to Megatron had the desired effect: I tried stroking him for a while, and he never fired his cannon a single time.  Jetfire is one of the largest of the good guys, and in this case size definitely made a difference - I had to use three packets of Stimula to properly lubricate his crankshaft. Alas, no matter how much gel was applied, Jetfire had difficulty staying excited.  This did not matter to Megatron.    Tired of playing with action figures, I once again turned my attention to my favorite boy toy. This time, I was a lot more aggressive with my marketing, and was successful in convincing him to turn away from the TV.  By that time though, I was sick of having slime on me, so I made my husband take matters into his own hands. With the help of Stimula, the session did last a lot longer than the normal commercial break. Also, by the time he was finished, his fingers were numb because of the benzocaine found in the gel, so he was unable to push the buttons on the remote. Thanks Stimula! | |||||||||||||
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