Playful viruses to inflict upon friends and loved ones.

Programmed by Jay Stevens and John Hargrave
Graphics by Al Natanagara, world's most dangerous artist

ZUG Bugs


"Digital Whoopie Cushion" will run undetected on a friend's machine, making rude noises every five minutes for about an hour. Then it will automatically shut itself off. Make sure your friend has a sound card and speakers, which you should turn up just loud enough to be embarrassing.

Installation Instructions
NOTE: This software works on Windows 95 or Windows NT only. By using this software, you are agreeing to the provisions set forth in license.txt, included in the ZUG Bugs file.

  1. Download this file to a floppy disk.
  2. Sneak the floppy disk into a friend's disk drive.
  3. From your friend's computer, click the Start Menu, then click Run. Type a:\zugbug2.exe and hit Enter.
  4. The program will ask you where you want to unzip the files. Click Unzip. When it's done, click OK, then Close.
  5. Click the Start Menu again, then click Run. Type c:\zugbug2\zugbug2.exe and hit Enter.
  6. If everything went OK, you'll get a sample poo noise. Adjust volume accordingly.
  7. Pop the disk out of the drive, then high-tail it out of there.
  8. E-mail us if you have problems.

De-installation Instructions
Leaving the program on the computer won't do any harm. It won't run again, it writes nothing to the registry, and it takes up only a megabyte of disk space. But if you're the obsessive-compulsive type, or your friend has threatened you with litigation:
  1. On your friend's computer desktop, double-click the My Computer icon.
  2. Double-click the folder named (C:).
  3. Single-click the folder named zugbug2.
  4. Delete it.
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