http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=list_comedy&sort=funnymtd Funniest comedy challenges right now on ZUG.com en-us Copyright 2005, Media Shower, Inc. Tue, 13 May 2008 01:21:29 CDT For Mr. and Mrs. McHaggis Find them you will. Post them you must.... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78499 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:32:10 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78499 I am in San Francisco this week on business and notice this place is Xanadu for the homeless, geh's, hippies and pregnant employees. However, it's not just enough to frolic around the bay and enjoy diversity. The masses have decided to tag up... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78643 Tue, 13 May 2008 11:04:45 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78643 What's the weirdest item you can find for sale on Amazon.com? I'll go first. ... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78357 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:39:15 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78357 So the Mrs. and I were discussing what we would like to have done with our ashes after we die. The usual ideas came up - like sprinkling them around a tree in the back yard, launching them into the sky in a rocket, putting them in a Folgers can and... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=74825 Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:27:18 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=74825 There's a site that rents and sells private islands (they even have a black market section). Most of these are rocks off the coast of Novia Scotia, but there are some nice ones near Panama and, starting at $40,000, they're almost attainable if we... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78373 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:33:23 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78373 What are the funniest town names you've ever visited? I'll go first: 1. Intercourse, Pennsylvania 2. Dildo, Newfoundland 3. South Dildo, Newfoundland 4. French Lick,... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78405 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:27:54 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78405 Hi, either say the worst thing you've ever said, or the worst saying you've ever heard being said (t.v is allowed) mine is one of my own doing. I'm at a pals house the other day, and I get into a conversation with his wife... &"so, how... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77805 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:55:04 CST http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77805 Lately, I've started using reusable grocery bags. Not only am I no longer contributing to that plastic floating continent menacing the Pacific Ocean and providing a viable land mass for a CHUD army to amass and train to take over the world and... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78214 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:50:59 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78214 This one's for the comedy snobs out there. I stole this idear from NPR. Following is a famous poem by some poetry fag. Your challenge: write a GAB version. Play with cadence and form, just stick to the spirit n' shit. I have eaten the plums that... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78398 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:38:34 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78398 I may tell the truth eventually. Pic 1 http://www.pbase.coimage/95915132 Pic 2 http://www.pbase.cochix104/image/95915149... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78408 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:11:03 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78408 its my birthday, give the best response to someone who has a birthday e.g. : happy birthday, flap off, and?,... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78401 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:52:11 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78401 The challenge is simple. Make me (and everyone else) laugh in two words. That's it. How funny can you be in just two words? Be creative, be intelligent, be silly. Just be... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77457 Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:28:43 CST http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77457 Quick! What's your best excuse to get out of that molestation... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78170 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:49:01 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78170 Jeeni's thread has got me thinking. If you could design a custom icon for another GABber, what would it be? I'd change Al's so that there was a raccoon tail hanging out of the mouth in honour of his joining the hillbilly... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78336 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:43:47 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78336 find the best cure for comedy... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78209 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:57:09 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78209 Who'da thunk it? Post your poetry about the state of GAB! Even though we often past hate 'Tis a place where some find a mate Phla phucked up her knee Brody keeps saying &"wee&" And trolls keep dropping the bait *Any form of... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78260 Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:22:18 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78260 Long ago, before the Comedy Challenge was invented, I started a thread. In that thread, I asked a simple question: Can you be funny without being offensive? The answer was generally &"no&". Now that we have new crop of n00bs ... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77487 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:52:34 CST http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77487 Somebody tripped over the extension... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78149 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:31:27 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78149 I'm a big fan of remixes. This by and large excludes Linkin Park's &"Reanimation&" album, but that's another issue all together. Some really sweet remixes are mish-mashes of two songs (Nine Inch Nails vs. Garbage... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78128 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:01:19 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78128 I am a university drop-out. Technically speaking. Two years ago, I decided Fuck Montreal, I wanna live in England, jumped ship on my degree (BFA, Major Studio Arts & Art History), and got an awesome job. So my one year off from university... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78014 Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:23:41 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78014 Seems like every day, there's more signs that these is end times. This is the one I saw today.... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78112 Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:23:41 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78112 The Signs of Douchebaggery 1. Sure Signs of a Douchebag Sweatshirt with the sleeves cut/ripped off Cap or watchcap worn indoors Do-Rag Bandanna worn anywhere on person Smoker Mullet or in the absence of mullet-able material, combover Tribal tattoo... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78029 Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:51:42 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78029 Tell them what you really think. Make stuff up. Remember to mention their family. Have at... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77521 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:49:03 CST http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77521 Briham, you're a good shit, and I think it's great that you're trying raise awareness/money for that guy I never heard of and his Alzheimer's. Tell you what, I'll donate the $50 I was talking about to Alzheimer's Research because it's a great... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78077 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:31:22 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78077 INSIDE JOKE THREAD ALERT! Al doesn't just play guitar. He has six-string vocal... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77683 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:56:50 CST http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77683 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78043 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:06:46 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78043 Say what is a good idea, followed by something that would make it end poorly. Good idea: Cleaning the electrical outlets. Bad idea: With a... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77954 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:00:23 CST http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77954 This is going to be really immature, but sometimes, the immaturity brings about a lot of laughs. So this is the question I ask:A lot of people have those stories of &"friends&" they have who have had their mother, girlfriend, best... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77849 Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:31:59 CST http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77849 Al is John's cellmate....what advice would you give John and/or Al ? ... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77850 Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:36:15 CST http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77850 Historical disclaimer: imagine italics beginning here like in a normal thread&&& While leap day helped official timekeepers, it also resulted in social customs turned upside down when February 29 became a &"no man's... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77737 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:32:59 CST http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77737