http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=list_conv&sort=funnymtd Funniest conversations right now on ZUG.com en-us Copyright 2005, Media Shower, Inc. Tue, 13 May 2008 01:21:29 CDT I was at a bar Saturday and after about 4 pints o' beer, I had to pee. No matter how hard I struggled against the call of nature, I had to give in, so I headed to the restroom. About halfway across the bar, I felt a hand on my backside. I turned... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78577 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:51:31 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78577 Just what it says. The rule is that it has to make sense. &"Puppies of Affection,&" for example, is nothing more than the glorious Kate Bush's song &"Hounds of... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78584 Wed, 07 May 2008 06:03:45 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78584 I, state your name, do hereby pledge that from this day forward, I will treat the single orb as as a way to tell a poster that his post was &"amusing&" as originally intended instead of a mark of derision. So help me... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78520 Thu, 01 May 2008 01:05:56 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78520 A friend of mine at work has been habitually single for quite some time, and recently decided to end her streak of celibacy singlehood. The only natural step was to place an ad on Craigslist, naturally. But what makes an ad in the W4M section... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78538 Fri, 02 May 2008 11:53:04 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78538 I'll be 40 years old next month and my Gynocologist has decided that since I may not be aware of this fact, he has sent me a nice little note to remind me. The truth is, I've been dreading this birthday for months. I don't think I look or act 40... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78558 Mon, 05 May 2008 12:47:05 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78558 Offer suggestions. ... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78551 Sun, 04 May 2008 03:05:37 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78551 Do you believe at love at first site? I was at Subway today planning to &"Eat Fresh&" and had a stunner of a woman standing in front of me. I tried to envision our entire life together from start to finish. I posted on... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78593 Wed, 07 May 2008 03:05:56 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78593 I can't even read through a thread any more because every single topic is constantly derailed by you fucking weirdos locking antlers in your bizarre little tard deathmatches. So here's your kiddie table arena. Resartus, foxybill, squirrly,... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78588 Wed, 07 May 2008 11:13:31 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78588 I'm horny again. Really horny - like I was a few months ago, remember? When was that exactly? I'm wondering if my extreme horniness coincides with the phases of the moon, the weather, the Presidential debates or something. I'm ready to pounce on... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78533 Fri, 02 May 2008 02:25:17 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78533 I rent the property I currently live in and when cleaning up the garden today I thought I'd take a stab at the briar patch at the end of the grounds. Being exceptionally lazy when it comes to gardening I decided it was far preferable to just take a... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78625 Sun, 11 May 2008 12:38:14 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78625 and... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78528 Fri, 02 May 2008 10:03:32 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78528 Since weekend GAB is slow, I decided to start this now. Fellow GAB mothers: Lila and Kchiki: This is an extra-special Mother's Day for you: your first! I hope your husbands' remember that infants can't shop. Undies: You have a reason to celebrate... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78612 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:55:42 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78612 This is a shameless plug for my cousins' band, Flynnville Train. Tequila Sheila is one of their funniest songs - here's a link to their... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78571 Mon, 05 May 2008 04:54:26 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78571 For the Gabbers that can read anyway and don't just hit their fat fingers on the keyboard in hopes they type something that makes sense. Which seems to be a common happenstance. Is that the correct usage of the word happenstance? I don't really even... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78605 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:30:33 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78605 Dirty talk in French. I'll start: Tu me donnes la chair de... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78595 Wed, 07 May 2008 04:36:31 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78595 Foxybill, because he pisses the rest of you... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78623 Sat, 10 May 2008 02:27:44 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78623 I love you like crazy and I'm super sorry this is so late being posted. I kinda forgot. I was busy baking you a cake from scratch and decorating the house with balloons, streamers and a big banner that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78615 Fri, 09 May 2008 01:59:33 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78615 Watch those soccermoms, kids, they count for... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78515 Thu, 01 May 2008 11:35:20 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78515 I just got money at the ATM, and realized that the Gubbmint deposited my &"Economic Stimulus Check.&" So, since I want to be a good US citizen and spend the money rather than save it, what would you all suggest I do with it to... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78509 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:09:57 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78509 Ok so normally I am a totally private person. I don't want people snooping around digging stuff up on me. But I WANT TO DIG STUFF UP ON OTHER PEOPLE... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78621 Sat, 10 May 2008 12:21:07 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78621 I was sound asleep. The GF was even on HER side of the bed, not shoving me over the edge, and she's asleep as well. Suddenly I am awoken I don't know, or care, if I used that correctly by an awful screeching noise. I'm groggy, and can't figure out... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=58984 Thu, 13 Oct 2005 08:21:14 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=58984 Pram is the funniest of the month right now. WOAH. Way to stop sucking, Pram!... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78581 Tue, 06 May 2008 07:35:51 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78581 Rode my motorcycle to work today. But that's not the funny part. Wore my full faced helmet cause I'm getting more safety conscious. Still not the funny part. Things went bad when the pollen started getting to me at 70 mph on the highway and... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78611 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:49:13 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78611 Today I got so sick of my job I informed my boss she had three minutes to suck my cock before I hit the door. I have an interview next week anyway. I hope that rebate checks in the mail. So what have you done that was EXTREMELY stupid... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78534 Fri, 02 May 2008 07:47:37 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78534 They should have been at the ranch that was recently... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78572 Mon, 05 May 2008 05:15:50 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78572 Some of you know that SR and I split, I left him in January. Since there he has been trying to win me back. His latest attempt is through my birthday gifts.Beyond dvds and chocolate he gave me a frog. Not like this this or this. Instead he gave me... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78634 Mon, 12 May 2008 01:57:04 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78634 &action&Begs Jennie's Frogivness&/action& Other than Hargrave being the (pay no attention to Jay behind the curtian) Wizard of our community, what Gabbers would occupy Mr Baum's epic tale of adventure and whimsy? n00bs would have... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78627 Mon, 12 May 2008 12:17:53 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78627 Hey guys, thanks for the #1 spot this month, however brief it was. You're all awesome except for you, but there are a few GABbers that stand out in my awful short term memory: Phuc- You're a funny, intelligent pixelfucker. Your posts and art is... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78585 Wed, 07 May 2008 09:30:43 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78585 Years ago I could comfortably squeeze into a pair of 34/34 sized pants (34 inch waist and 34 inch leg). Then, as middle age approached I slowly worked my way up (out?) to a 36/34. Now, being a lazy slob with poor dietary habits and a desk job, I... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78597 Wed, 07 May 2008 09:08:51 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78597 Are you all drunk already and no one clued me in? Is there a hostile zombie take-over occuring and it hasn't reached FL yet? And if so, where the hell is Chance?? I NEED ENTERTAINMENT! I'VE HAD TOO MUCH CAFFEINE AND I'M TIRED OF HITTING... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78569 Mon, 05 May 2008 02:24:14 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78569