http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=list_articles&sort=active Most recent articles submitted to ZUG.com en-us Copyright 2005, Media Shower, Inc. Tue, 13 May 2008 01:11:28 CDT Part V: Nana Strikes Back I was visiting an Asian Massage Parlor in NYC, doing some "undercover" journalism. My quest was to find that elusive service known as the "Happy Ending." In the first part of my report, I was led... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78517 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:37:24 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78517 Part IV: A New Hope After much curiosity and excitement, I wanted to see what the Asian Massage Parlor (AMP) scene was like here in NYC. So I kissed my wife, had her sign a permission slip, and took this experiment to the street to see what the... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78516 Thu, 01 May 2008 12:27:21 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78516 I recently decided to take an herbal supplement called Ropex to set the world record for male ejaculation distance (see Part I and Part II). My assistant and I worked long and hard to develop a sophisticated and scientific way of measuring the... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78484 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:39:48 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78484 I tried an herbal supplement called Ropex to set the world record for male ejaculation distance. However, magic Swedish roping formula or not, the pills smelled like feet. And I don't mean the freshly-washed feet of an attractive woman. I mean... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78480 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:48:45 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78480 I was sitting at my desk a few weeks ago, when it hit me: What's the world record for semen ejaculation distance? I don't mean that a load of baby gravy literally hit me in the face from a distance, but the idea came to me. It spurted into my... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78447 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:44:08 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78447 Recently, I used super hair removal cream to shave the Superman logo into my super chest hair read Part 1 and Part 2 here. The experiment turned out super, but it wasn't yet super super. I could feel the superpowers flowing... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=76293 Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:57:05 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=76293 Recently I made a prank phone call to American Express Centurion, otherwise known as the Amex Black Card. It's the most exclusive credit card in the world -- you have to charge $250,000 annually, and it's invitation only. The perks include a... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78492 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:24:12 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78492 Sometimes it really pays off to be a longtime fan of this site. I'm pleased to announce the winners of our ZUG Playground Brick contest ... six years after the fact. For the complete story, please read here, here, and here, and here (in that... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78369 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:09:31 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78369 You may know about the American Express Centurion card, also known as the &"Amex Black,&" a card so shrouded in mystery that it was actually an urban legend until Amex cleverly decided to make one: a credit card borne of myth. ... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78394 Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:20:45 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78394 Hello, Hollywood. I'd like to have a little talk with you. No, it's not about your insistence on letting Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn make movies together. It's about something that gnaws at my very soul every time I see it depicted on the big... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78302 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:30:35 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78302 The premise was simple: a prank phone call to AT&T, asking them to install a telegraph in my home. I've been doing these corporate pranks for a long time, but I have to say that this was one of the weirdest examples of corporate behavior I've... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=44344 Fri, 02 Jul 2004 10:58:12 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=44344 I recently had a conversation with a co-worker who was telling me about the new Tempur-Pedic mattress she had purchased. If you're not familiar with this space-age material, it conforms to your body like an unusually talented octopus, wrapping its... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=47588 Fri, 01 Oct 2004 03:53:46 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=47588 As a few of you may or may not know, I took a road trip to Connecticut recently via Greyhound. This is not a story about the large gray bearded African woman who sat next to me on the bus. Nor is it about the crack heads that were... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=67628 Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:11:21 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=67628 I'm falling apart. Some of you know this. I have degenerative arthritis in my knees, hands and shoulders. I've had an ACL repair in my right knee and I'm missing a good bit of cartilage in both. I have bone spurs, tendonitis and bursitis in both... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=64596 Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:31:59 CST http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=64596 I'm just getting to sleep last night when I feel something painful on my leg. I reach down toward the inside/back part of my right thigh and there's this HUGE bump on it. Where the fuck did that come from? Thinking that it must either be a... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=37510 Fri, 12 Dec 2003 10:37:51 CST http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=37510 Many people argue about which erectile drug is better: Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra. But the real question is: Which drug has the best customer service if something goes wrong? I decided to call all three drug hotlines, with a severe penis... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77985 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:06:01 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77985 I recently did a series of prank phone calls where I tested the customer service skills of Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra in a worst-case scenario: I called up and pretended that my penis had blown off. The winner, by an explosive margin, was Cialis.... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78243 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:34:49 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78243 This article is our April Fool's Day winner of the $200.00 prize for FUNNIEST PRANK PHONE CALL. Congrats to Chickens, who submitted this tale of phone pranking The Man. Chickens wins $200.00 cash money, courtesy of spoofcard.com! The... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78062 Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:21:08 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78062 The Set Up Call me a pussy, call me a faggot, call me whatever you want, but I'm firmly rooted in my belief that overly spicy food is fucking atrocious. It also scares me a little as I'm violently allergic to jalapenos. I'm all for a little bit of... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77848 Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:23:42 CST http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=77848 This article is our April Fool's Day winner of the $500.00 prize for FUNNIEST OFFICE PRANK. Congrats to Chickens, and his excellent tale of co-worker revenge involving a goat. He wins $500.00 cash money, courtesy of... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78001 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:01:35 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78001 This article is our April Fool's Day winner of the $500.00 prize for FUNNIEST PARTNER PRANK. Congrats to Underwhere, and her excellent recipe for meat cake. Congratulations also to her husband Spicey, who wins a huge gift basket of vibrators,... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78048 Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:03:06 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78048 Prank Phone call to an Ice Company In LA. Not too long ago, my friends and I discovered the joy of crank calling, and we set off on a rampage of calls, from asking an Asian food market if they carry dog meat (not my idea), to asking liquor stores... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78095 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:59:16 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78095 We're in the middle of our big April Fool's Day Prank contest, with over $1000.00 in case and prizes that you can win, if you're devious enough. The prize money is still wide open, but the deadline to enter the contest is this Friday, March 21,... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78058 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:00:11 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78058 Have you ever called a company and it gets forwarded to some automated call center in India? They lie about their name. Sometimes, like in this case they have 3 names. Listen to the call here, and the transcript is below. ... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78092 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:43:55 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78092 Years ago I worked with a professor who was universally hated by students and staff alike. He was the kind of person who must have had serious negatives to have gotten tenure; whatever the case, it was impossible to get rid of him. His arrogance... http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78108 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:14:41 CDT http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=78108