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While you're here, these items have also gone missing:
This sock
Our intern, Felipe, was wearing it yesterday. Today, gone. 		A pen
Maybe it's bumping uglies with the sock.		 Abe Vigoda
We last remember him as TV's curmudgeonly "Fish," but surely he didn't just disappear on the set. Or did he?
The Holy Grail
This one's been missing for years. Surely they must have some leads by now.		 Our sanity
All ZUG employees have this portion of the brain surgically removed, then we pan-fry it with shallots and serve over a bed of braised greens.		 Mariah Carey's talent
Although, technically, something that doesn't exist can't be lost.



Hey, let us know if you run into any of these things, will you?