Rate My Meat:
The Tinned Meat Taste Test
by Syncope
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TINNED MEAT TASTE TEST: FINAL RATINGS
My suffering has not been in vain. Now you, kind ZUG reader, can go forth
and stockpile tinned meat knowing that for the grace of my stomach you
are making the right call when you grab the Vienna Sausages and Spam.
Just stay the hell away from the snails.
| Tinned Meat |
Smell |
Appearance |
Taste |
TOTAL |
| Spam |
3 |
4 |
5 |
12 |
| Potted Meat |
2 |
2 |
3 |
7 |
| Vienna Sausages |
3 |
3 |
5 |
11 |
| Corned Beef Hash |
1 |
4 |
1 |
6 |
| Canned Snails |
-5 |
-10 |
-∞ |
-∞
(minus 15) |
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