Uncover Victoria's secrets.

The women of Victoria's Secret. They're sensual. They're erotic. And they have no nipples. If you look closely (and I have, often with the aid of an electron microscope), you'll notice that these models have all had their nipples digitally removed, so as not to violate any "decency" laws by the Victoria's Secret Corporation.

But the real indecency, my friends, is the fact that we cannot see these nipples! The viewing of nipples is our God-given right! Welp, that's why I'm giving you another excerpt from my new book, How To Draw The Nipples Back On Victoria's Secret Catalog Models Using Adobe Photoshop.


Cutting and Pasting Nipples: Step-By-Step Instructions
A more realistic nipple effect can be achieved by cutting nipples from other photos, then pasting them onto Victoria's Secret models, using the "lasso" tool in Adobe Photoshop.

1) Scan in a photo from your trusty Victoria's Secret catalog. We'll use the one pictured here.

2) Find a picture of a well-formed nipple. We'll use the picture of this falsie from my personal collection. (I use it for a sleeping pillow.)

3) Open both files in Adobe Photoshop by choosing File > Open.

4) Select the "lasso" tool, as pictured here.

5) Using a very steady hand, select the nipple portion of the photo. (Sometimes I get so excited that my hands shake, which is what happened here.)

6) Choose Edit > Cut (ouch!), then select the Victoria's Secret photo, and choose Edit > Paste.

7) Choose Edit > Paste again for the second nipple.

There you have it! A totally realistic looking set of nipples!

Nipples galore, this-a-way >>

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