Author's Note

Day One.
The journey begins. Veronica and I sleep in different beds. Mom doesn't burn the chocolate chip cookies.

Day Two.
Yayo joins 'n' Veronica leaves. The laptop becomes ill. Sex, drugs, and video games in Kentucky.

Day Three.
Greasy hamburgers and a greasy hotel room. We stop by Clinton's old pad and get busted by the cops in Texas.

Day Four.
Portnoy joins the party. Alien transmissions on the radio and UFO's in the sky.

Day Five.
The sun tries to kill us. I starve myself. We meet Peyote on the top of a mountain.

The Visions.
This gets weird.

Day Six.
Sorting through the aftermath, the Shower O' Bliss, and Portnoy's complaint.

Day Seven.
Old TV theme songs. I nearly catch hypothermia in Joplin. We finally become real men.

Day Eight.
Yayo grunts in St. Louis, and the church of Satan.

Day Nine.
I'm trying to drag the story out longer, but I can't. This is the end.