Old Bones

Recipes for the elderly. Economical, easy-to-prepare, and easy to swallow (with or without teeth).

• Amorous Applesauce
  Easy for gulping.

• Hard-On Helper
  When you need a helping hand. (Suggested by Thud)

• Quarter Pound-Her With Cheese
  Use your senior discount at McDonald's. (Suggested by Snofferol)

• Risin' Bran
  Keeps you regular, makes you jumbo. (Suggested by Chit)

• Fluffernutter Sandwiches
  The name sounds dirty enough as it is. (Suggested by Snofferol)

• Double Ding Dongs
  A Ding Dong never tasted so good.

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