Hard-On Helper

When you need a helping hand.

Ingredients:
1 package Hamburger Helper
1 tablet Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra

Preparation:
Crush tablet with mortar and pestle. Prepare Hamburger Helper according to package directions. Serve in bowls, and mix crushed tablet into one serving. Serves 4. (Make sure the correct person gets the loaded Helper.) Serves 1 senior citizen.