Screaming Weenie

Rest assured it's a good scream.

Ingredients:
2 tbsp currant vodka
2 tbsp peach schnapps
2 tbsp rum
2 tbsp Southern Comfort
2 tbsp amaretto
1 cup cranberry juice
1 tablet Cialis

Ingredients:
Crush Cialis with mortar and pestle. Mix ingredients thoroughly. Fill tall glass with ice. Pour and serve.