Condom-ents

Tasty Viagra appetizers and delightful Cialis side dishes. Perfect for the chef who's short on time, or too lazy to cook anything else.

• I Can't Believe It's Not Flaccid
  A condiment perfect for spreading. (Suggested by Shiggety)

• Rise-A-Roni
  The real San Francisco treat. (Suggested by Chit)

• Porkin' Beans
  Even better with wieners. (Suggested by Blue-Footed Boobie)

• Sauteed Chinese Schwing Beans
  Hot 'n' oily. (Suggested by Chit)

• Miso Horny Soup
  Filled with protein. (Suggested by Dabishop)

• Oysters Cockefeller
  It's like two aphrodisiacs in one!

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