Miso Horny Soup

Filled with protein.

Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups of water
1/2 cup shiitake mushrooms, cut into strips
1/2 cup extra firm tofu, cut into small cubes
1 tbsp Miso
1 tbsp soy sauce
1/8 tsp ginger, grated
1/8 tsp wasabi powder
Dash sesame oil
Snipped or dried chives, for garnish
1 tablet Cialis

Preparation:
Crush Cialis with mortar and pestle. In a soup pan, mix water, ginger, wasabi powder, soy sauce, and sesame oil. Add white pepper to taste. Add mushrooms and tofu, bring just to a boil, and let soup simmer for 15 minutes.

Meanwhile, mix miso with 1/4 cup of hot water, and stir well to dissolve. Remove soup from heat, stir in miso, and let soup sit covered for 10 minutes. Garnish with Cialis and chives. Make sure the correct person gets the loaded soup.