Oysters Cockefeller

It's like two aphrodisiacs in one!

Ingredients:
12 oysters, shucked
4 tablespoons cooking sherry
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 tablet Cialis

Preparation:
Crush Cialis with mortar and pestle. Mix sherry and pepper thoroughly, and pour on oysters. Sprinkle Cialis on ONE oyster. Serves 2. (Make sure the correct person gets the loaded oyster.)