Porkin' Beans

Even better with wieners.

Ingredients:
1/2 package bacon
1 medium onion, chopped
1 red pepper, chopped
2 15-ounce cans Great Northern beans
4 tablespoons molasses
2 tablespoons brown sugar
2 tablespoons barbecue sauce
1 tablet Cialis

Preparation:
Crush Cialis with mortar and pestle. Cook bacon until browned, and set aside. Saute onion and red pepper in a bit of the bacon drippings, until tender. Add remaining ingredients; simmer for 15 minutes. Serve in bowls, and mix crushed Cialis into one serving. Serves 4. (Make sure the correct person gets the loaded beans.)