Rise-A-Roni

The real San Francisco treat.

Ingredients:
One package Rice-A-Roni
2 1/2 cups water
2 tablespoons margarine
1 tablet Cialis

Preparation:
Crush Cialis with mortar and pestle. Prepare Rice-A-Roni according to package instructions. Serve in bowls, and mix crushed Cialis into one serving. Serves 2. (Make sure the correct person gets the loaded 'Roni.)