Sauteed Chinese Schwing Beans

Hot 'n' oily.

Ingredients:
2 1/2 teaspoons sesame oil
10 ounces fresh green beans
3/4 teaspoon garlic, minced
3/4 teaspoon fresh ginger root, minced
1 ounce black bean sauce (available in the Asian aisle)
1 tablet Cialis

Preparation:
Crush Cialis with mortar and pestle. Trim green beans. Heat oil over medium-high heat. Stir in green beans and cook for 1-2 minutes, stirring frequently. Stir in garlic and ginger, and cook for another 4 minutes, continuing to stir. Season with salt and pepper, then stir in black bean sauce. Continue cooking until green beans are tender. Serve on plates, and mix crushed Cialis into one serving. Serves 2. (Make sure the correct person gets the loaded beans.)