Pound-Me Cake

Sara Lee would be jealous.

Ingredients:
3 cups sugar
2 sticks butter
1/2 cup shortening
5 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
3 cups flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 cup milk
1 tablet Cialis

Preparation:
Crush Cialis with mortar and pestle. Cream sugar, butter and shortening; beat well. Combine sugar, flour, and baking powder in separate bowl. Add eggs, milk, and dry ingredients to butter and sugar mixture. Pour batter into loaf pan, and place in unheated oven. Turn on oven to 325 degrees, and bake 1 hour and 10 minutes. Remove, cool, cut, and serve. Sprinkle crushed Cialis on one piece of pound cake. (Make sure the correct person gets the loaded cake.)