Meats

The main course. Meaty, filling dishes that will leave you satisfied.

• Beef Swellington
  The new way to prepare beef not-so-tenderloin. (Suggested by Frogpop)

• Artichoke the Chicken
  Don't eat this one alone. (Suggested by Mailman)

• Me-Bone Steak
  Best served well done. (Suggested by Chit)

• Bone-In Ham
  Much more satisfying than boneless. (Suggested by Vince B.)

• Pasta Levitra Baby
  The nuttiest noodles you've tasted. (Suggested by gerbabe2006)

• Moo Goo Guy's Pants
  Chicken with button mushrooms. (Suggested by Neophyte)

• Top Sir Loin
  Spice up his night with this peppery meat. (Suggested by Chit)

• Chicken and Humplings
  One good use for your eggs. (Suggested by Shell Belle)

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