Beef Swellington

The new way to prepare beef not-so-tenderloin.

Ingredients:
4 pounds boneless chuck
2 large onions, sliced
12 mushrooms, chopped
2 tablespoons ketchup
1 large green pepper, sliced
1 can beer
1 tablespoon prepared mustard
1 tablet Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra

Preparation:
Crush tablet with mortar and pestle. Season meat with salt and pepper, and brown lightly in heavy skillet. Add onions, pepper and mushrooms, and brown lightly. Pour beer over meat, and stir in mustard and ketchup. Cover tightly, and simmer slowly for 2 to 2 1/2 hours, or until meat is tender. Let meat rest for 15 minutes, then carve and serve on plates. Sprinkle crushed tablet onto one serving. Serves 12. (Make sure the correct person gets the loaded meat.)