Bone-In Ham

Much more satisfying than boneless.

Ingredients:
1 10-pound bone-in ham
1 small can sliced pineapple
1 can beer
1 tablet Cialis

Preparation:
Crush Cialis with mortar and pestle. Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Grease a roasting pan, and place ham in the roaster. Using toothpicks, secure pineapple on ham, then pour beer over the whole thing. Put lid on pan, and bake 6 to 8 hours.

When ham is completely cooked through, remove pan from oven, and let rest 15 minutes. Remove pineapple rings and slice. Sprinkle Cialis on one slice of ham, and top with pineapple. Serves 8. (Make sure the correct person gets the loaded ham.)