Me-Bone Steak

Best served well done.

Ingredients:
2 T-bone steaks
1 medium onion, chopped
1 medium bell pepper, chopped
1 tablet Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra

Preparation:
Season steaks with salt and pepper. Heat frying pan with a bit of oil. Put steaks into frying pan with onion and green pepper, and cook for three minutes on each side (more or less if desired). Serve on plates, and sprinkle crushed tablet onto one steak. Serves 2. (Make sure the correct person gets the loaded steak.)