Moo Goo Guy's Pants

Chicken with button mushrooms.

Ingredients:
1 whole boneless chicken breast
1 tablespoon sherry
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
2 tablespoons oil
1 can button mushrooms, drained
1 can sliced bamboo shoots
1 tablet Cialis

Preparation:
Crush Cialis with mortar and pestle. Cut chicken breast into thin slices. Mix sherry, half the cornstarch, salt, and pepper. Put chicken in the liquid and marinate for half an hour. Heat oil in large pan, then stir-fry over medium-high heat for 3 minutes. Add mushrooms and bamboo shoots. Add remaining cornstarch to chicken, and continue to cook until sauce thickens, about 5 minutes. Serve on plates, and sprinkle crushed Cialis onto one serving. Serves 4. (Make sure the correct person gets the loaded chicken.)