Top Sir Loin

Spice up his night with this peppery meat.

Ingredients:
1 tablespoon coarsely ground pepper
2 cloves garlic
2 teaspoons kosher salt
2 teaspoons horseradish
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 pound boneless top sirloin steak
Hot sauce (to taste)
1 tablet Cialis

Preparation:
Crush Cialis with mortar and pestle. Mince garlic. Make a marinade by mixing together the pepper, garlic, salt, horseradish, hot sauce, and olive oil. Rub the mixture on your meat, and let marinade for several hours.

Heat grill, and broil steak about 3-4 minutes per side. Remove and let sit for 10-15 minutes. Cut into 1/4 inch slices, serve on plates, and sprinkle crushed Cialis onto one serving. Serves 2. (Make sure the correct person gets the loaded steak.)